WHO WANTS PRIVACY ANYWAY?

Blogs have always struck me as a funny sort of thing. Both personal and public, they can be informative, entertaining or just vain, and if you do it right, all three! It used to be that you wrote a journal as a means of recording your innermost thoughts and emotions, whether you were simply working through some stuff by putting pen to paper or preserving your great existence for posterity, the point was to keep it private. But, like Polaroids, punctuation, and (practically) Polar Bears, privacy has become extinct. In the information age, it’s all about exposure, over exposure in most cases. As much as I relish the thought of seeing Snooki and the gang go tanning, reading the latest issue of Us Weekly, or watching The Royal Wedding for the fifth time, (my God that Kate Middleton has a tiny waist!), I’m sure there is something productive I could be doing. And so, rather than sit here and privately contemplate the aforementioned productivity, I thought I’d just blog about it!
Like all good blogs, I’ll try my best to provide you, dear reader, with the trifecta: Information—Did you know that mice lay eggs? Really, they do, a wise man once told me. Entertainment—Please see the clip of Japanese Binocular Football at the end of this post. And of course, Vanity—Today I woke up, had a shower, enjoyed a warm cup of PG Tips and went to the gym. Ok, that last bit about the gym was a lie; I’m not one for working out indoors…or very often for that matter.
But seriously, rather than bore you with minute details of my day or regale you with false trivia (really had you going with that thing about the mice though didn’t I?!), I’ll try to keep it lighthearted and stick to what I know best, booze. As much of my time is spent on planes, trains, and (in) automobiles, I’ll have plenty of time to update you on the world’s best bars, as well as the best new talent in said bars, plus new drink recipes, and of course, the finest of libations, Belvedere Vodka.
Na Zdrowie!
